hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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Steve Carell’s advice for Jay Leno

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There Are 5 kinds of teachers in highschool

wibblywobblytimeywimeythingy:

  • the ones who are basically your friends and you can tell them anything 
  • The ones who seem to hate teenagers and teaching and JFC why did they choose to do this for a living
  • the ones that are  really nice but just suck at teaching and you never really learn anything in that class
  • the dorky one that never gets mad just gives you that long “I’m dissapointed in you look”
  • the ones that teach no matter whats going on in the class

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republicans

onlyslightly:

republicans


skatingforsoup:

betus-boy:

paintbrushe:

Being as an Ocean played my friends pool.

Still the sickest.

omfg

skatingforsoup:

betus-boy:

paintbrushe:

Being as an Ocean played my friends pool.

Still the sickest.

omfg

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